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too-stoned-to-remember:

I don’t remember learning the words to Bohemian Rhapsody, I think I was just born knowing them

(via believeinrandyortonsdick)

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

(Source: urbancatfitters, via fake-mermaid)

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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(via orgasm)

lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world

(via a--mbrose)

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince, via a--mbrose)

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

(Source: samshart, via daisily)

spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*

(Source: rapniall, via unescapable)

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

(Source: dolphinboy89, via fake-mermaid)