did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way
I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.
i have two moods:
1. everybody get the fuck away from me
2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me
there is no in between
remember in hannah montana the movie when a whole town found out she was miley stewart and they all just agreed to keep it a secret yea tht was bs