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Jade || 18 || Australia


wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

(Source: jewishsanta, via fake-mermaid)

thesmackdownhotel:

my-love-bravo:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

Horses

16 suplexes from Brock Lesnar.

(via basicbrockanomics)

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

(Source: naotarou, via fake-mermaid)

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

(via fake-mermaid)