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Jade || 18 || Australia


whorville:

Say no to kids, drugs

(via covocal)

opentheairforfreshwindows:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via oknope)

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

(via cumfort)

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

(via humorking)

flowerteen:

I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.

(via sethsplits)

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

(via br0kenn-angel)

deodrant:

remember in hannah montana the movie when a whole town found out she was miley stewart and they all just agreed to keep it a secret yea tht was bs

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via psychotic-teens)

crystallized-teardrops:

what do kids even watch on tv now since theres no hannah montana or lizzie mcguire or fresh prince or suite life of zac and cody???^#$?????11!?!?

(via fake-mermaid)